Friendly Bombs

A comedy

A slow-moving flotilla of nuclear missiles is heading for the UK from Brussels and the Prime Minister is being urged to retaliate, but he’s very reluctant to provide the activation code. The truth is he’s very reluctant to be the Prime Minister but there is no one else. Fortunately, in the nick of time, John Betjeman comes to his – and everyone else’s – rescue.

Cast: 2F, 2M

Oliver Potter – Prime Minister 60s / modest, honest, forgetful

Joanna Potter – Prime Minister’s Wife 50s / efficient, supportive, loyal

Edward Baker – General (‘Teddy’) 50s / steady, pragmatic, humane

Marigold Butcher – General (‘General Butcher’) 40s / brisk, ambitious, belligerent

Running time: 10 minutes

Performed by Actors & Writers London, Hammersmith, March 2018

Performed by Rare Fortunes Productions in their programme of short plays, Waiting in the Wings at the OSO Arts Centre, Barnes, June 2021

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